I Am Not A Serial Killer

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Purple: 10 facts about my room.
Blue: 9 facts about my family.
Green: 8 facts about my body
Yellow: 7 facts about my childhood
Orange: 6 facts about my home town.
Red: 5 facts about my bestfriend(s).
Pink: 4 facts about my parents.
White: 3 facts about my personality.
Grey: 2 facts about my favourite things
Black: 1 fact about the person I like.

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imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever had sex with


imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever thought about having sex with

#it’s raining men

#its raining men, and women, a few celestial beings, two timelords and a sociapath.


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people are following me probably thinking im cool

truth is 

you are completely right

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my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so hard

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